Thursday, February 26, 2009

All I Ever Wanted becomes my Obsession

So last week my wonderful brilliant amazing charming lovely wonderful (wait I said that one already) friend Brian Christopher Bahr alerted me to the most amazing thing I had heard in a while....

"Hey Spenc, it's Bri... the new Kelly leaked!"

I instructed him to call me as soon as he found it online so that I could download. Which he did. Which I then downloaded. And I haven't stopped listening to it since!!!!
Seriously ya'll, I haven't liked an album this much since... since... well truthfully I'm not the kind of person that gets that worked up about music, so I don't know that I have ever liked an album like this before. It's love!

She's perfect. Like can't find a single fault, can't live without it perfect!

I first knew I had a big ole crush when this happened.

(Remember when AI had two hosts and Randy was fat? Strange to look back...)

Then I saw her live about a year ago (or longer? Bri, when was that concert?) and I knew it was pretty serious when this happened...

And now there's this video, from her AMAZING new album, which pretty much cements my love.

Yep, pretty much Ob.Sessed!

Bravo, Miss Clarkson. Bravo.

**Album releases on March 10th -- Run, don't walk, to get it! **

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Just Can't Get Enough

It's been a really rough day at work. I needed a little pick-me-up. So I decided to see who else has been having a rough day at

This person made me feel infinitely better!

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

LMAO! Oh my god, I would die... I just cannot get enough of this site!!!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Um, Meanwhile!

"Meanwhile" is code for a hot guy. Like, when you're out with your friends and you notice someone hot across the room. In your casual conversation you interject the term "meanwhile..." and your friends follow your gaze to said hottie.

Well to all of you reading this, let me say "MEANWHILE" and please follow my gaze to the picture below...

WTF??? When did John Mayer get HOOOTTTTT!!?!?!?!

Hey, Little Brother!

So one of my favorite shows on TV is "Brothers & Sisters". The (sometimes overly) dramatic prime time politically-charged soap is brilliant -- intertwining plotlines, desperately deep characters, crazy-talented actors (Sally Field, anyone?) -- this show in my own humble opinion can do no wrong!

So at the end of the first season we learned that there was a secret younger sibling whose name began with the letter R. We all thought this child was Rebecca. Then we found out it was not in fact Rebecca (thank god, because her flirtation with non-half-brother Justin was verging on incestual) but in fact a child from another affair -- Ryan.

Well two weeks ago we finally see the little brother...
And last week we got to know him a little bit.

And I couldn't be happier. He looks like a walker to me! Like, combine Justin and Kitty -- you get Ryan. He's a little bit whiny-emo but I'm hoping that will go away.

And if I were into hipstery tall skinny guys I'd think he was hot. I mean, I do think he's hot... but not hot in a walk-across-the-room-for-a-better-look way, but in a politely-acknowledge-from-a-distance way.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Really? REALLY??!

Ok, so... I'm not immune to freaking out every once in a while. Yet even in extreme situations I really can keep my shit together.

This woman? Cannot. Keep. It. Together.

Absolutely unbelievable!

Friday, February 6, 2009


No, I'm not complaining... I happen to love my life a whole lot! And part of the reason is due to this website I recently discovered....

"F**K MY LIFE" is a blog where people can write in and describe moments of "My life sucks" -- which has been aptly abbreviated as "FML" for the purpose of this site.

A few examples!

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

And one of my favorites so far...

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

LMAO! I die!